Notice to inlaws, school officials, doctors, nurses and every person that was not previously mentioned but falls under this particular category. If you can successfully pronounce:
- Jagermiester
- Schlitz
- Courvoisier
- Alize
Or words like…
- acute peritonsillar abruptio placentae
- phyenylketonuria
- Schizophreniform Histrionic Cyclothemic Disorder
And…
- Lamborghini Marcielago
- Peugeot Coupe Cabriolet
Then you CAN pronounce my children’s names…. you know you can!!!
TABARAKALLAH! 
